Sailor's Guide to The British Pub in Exile
London Bobby's research project, driven by his
quixotic belief that a pub without a piano is not a pub and courtesy of
Holland-America, Royal Caribbean and Cunard transporting him around the world. Booze prices quoted are in US dollars.
In Canada
- The Queen's Arms, Toronto. Small, lively watering hole favoured by ex-pats and which has an old upright piano! Indian curry menu. 1170 The Queensway, Etobicoke. Tel. 416-253-0984.
- Pubs of Victoria, BC
- The Barley Mill in Penticton, B.C. Another large pub with it's own microbrewery, great draughts, wonderful decor and a piano!! London Bobby appears once a year, around Easter.
- The Elephant and Castle is a chain of pub-style restaurants across Canada and in some States. The decor is Disney-perfect and the food and atmosphere is great. In Victoria, B.C., the Elephant there has an outside patio which is a tourist must. They built a beautiful pub in the British Pavilion at Expo'86 in Vancouver. It existed for six months and then disappeared like Brigadoon at the end of Expo. London Bobby entertained every night and those passing through included Prince Charles and Princess Diana, Princess Margaret, Margaret Thatcher and assorted politicians. A great memory of a six-month party. Link on exit page, pictures.
U.S.A
- Of course, the best British pub in the United States is the Horse Brass Pub in Portland, Oregon. Over forty beers are on draft, many English imports and some of the best home brew. It has a long bar, it needs it with all these drafts on tap. The decor is not polished brass and oak, it is real wood and looks like a pub and it has a piano! (I may be biased, they hire me once or twice a year to do my London Pub Night.)
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Ft. Lauderdale, Port Everglades. Feb 98
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Take the free van to the Call Station,
phone home then wander over to Durty Harry's, Several imported beers on draft,
Harp $4.25 pint.
- Quarterdeck, good food.
- Landlubber's Restaurant at Sawgrass Mall, get a Payless rental car its cheaper than a taxi, and it's a great mall.
- Alaska, July 2001
- Juneau
- The Red Dog Saloon. Hardly a British pub, this is a great Alaska experience. Sawdust on the floor, outrageous decor and an outrageous piano! entertainer named Phineous T. Boone holding forth in the afternoons. Packed with people he cheerfully calls ship trash, the beer is flowing and everybody is having a good time. A brew pub.
- Skagway
- The Red Onion. It has an old upright piano! and a great exponent of Scott Joplin's music playing it. There is also a setup of amps, keyboard and drums where visiting cruise-ship musicians jam in the afternoon. The original whorehouse is still upstairs but the cost of a tour is probably more than the sourdoughs used to pay for an actual visit.
- The Golden Pub. This is a brew pub with a beautiful bar. Antique light fixtures, the furniture, the bar itself, all redolent of the Gold Rush era. It opens into a restaurant area in the back where there is an upright piano! but no piano bench. No entertainment, no piano-player. However, the beer and the teriaki chicken was delicious and the decor impeccable.
The Rest of the World
- Casablanca. Looking for Rick's Bar
- Grand Cayman Island
- THE LANDMARK, George Town,
email: landmark@candw.ky
In December of 1996 it was "The Cayman Arms" and had a definitely English ambience,
a long narrow room, upstairs,
dart board, good decor, pleasant staff. Crowd three deep at the bar.
No background music. Price of a pint, English draft beer, $6.25 US.
Revisited in January 1999 still clean and pleasant, it has changed hands and enlarged,
big window, waterfront view, no press of bodies this time. $15.00 usd
procured two pints (there are eight drafts on tap) and $1.00 Cayman change.
Still no piano! although there is room for one now.
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St. Maarten, Philipsberg
- EVERYT'ING COOL
Feb 28, 97 Located in the open air in a beach-side courtyard surrounded by
yellow huts with pink doors and lime green corrugated roofs, furnished
with beach umbrellas and the ubiquitous white plastic chairs, nevertheless
it was jumping. Foster's at 99 cents may have contributed to this
but I think it was the music.
Live music in the afternoon, the resident group is rapidly augmented and/or
replaced by musicians working on the various cruise-ships which can be seen
anchored off shore. Unrestrained by their cruise companies' guidelines, the
music is wild and beautiful.
It was windy. Dave, the gaffer, gave me his card explaining that it had pre-hurricane
phone numbers on it. The phone system was wiped out and reborn after the
hurricane.
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BAREFOOT TERRACE bar & restaurant
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Large shuttered windows offer good view over the bay to watch the sailboats
and wait for your tender, you can see it coming in time to finish your beer.
Background music reggae, not too loud. Not exactly a Brit pub but pleasant
staff, good food. BBQ ribs $6.50
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OLD CAPTAIN
Promising sign and name but it turned out to be a Sushi restaurant.
Nice decor, though. Looks like a pub to me.
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RIC'S PLACE
Echoes of Humphrey Bogart, nice bent cane chairs and draught Fosters
3.50, can of Newcastle Brown $4.00. It was packed, it opens on
to the beach, it calls itself an 'American Cafe and Sports Bar'.
Sports banners cover the walls. They told me they tried to have
Bass Ale on draught but found
they couldn't keep it in good condition.
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St. Thomas, Virgin Islands
COCONUTS Bar and Grill,
First thing to catch my eye, Howdy Doody was hanging in a noose
behind the bar, the gaffer wouldn't sell it to me
(to add to my collection of vent dummies). A pint of
Blackbeard ale was $3.50, good local beer. Excellent
hamburger. Small place but well run.
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Castries, St. Lucia
MEL'S TAVERN
Local beer Piton, $2. English cyder $5 a glass.
Up rickety stairs close to the dock, veranda overlooks post
office, construction site. Full English menu with steak &
kidney pie (delicious, $12), shepherds pie, fish & chips etc.
Good collection of Dinky Toys on display. No draught, no piano!,
rather shabby furniture. Gaffer calls himself 'H' and is from Watford.
January 28, 2005
An Update from 'H'!
Hi Bobby! Mel's Tavern in Castries is no longer there. Everything now moved to:
The Cats Whiskers, The Ramp, Rodney Bay,
Tel no 758 452 8880. Email horwood@candw.lc
Most of the things are the same, still good old English pub food,
But! still no piano! Sorry, no room.
All the best.
Haitch!
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Basseterre, St. Kitts
CIRCUS GRILL
Feb 4, 98. No draught but Carib, a good local beer, is $2.25 bottle. Up one floor,
there is a balcony around the building, chairs and tables overlook the
Circus (after Picadilly Circus) and the cruise ship terminal. I offered $3,
the 75c change came back as $1.95 e.c., about right. St. Kitts is fully
independant but all the coins show the head of the Queen of England.
St. Kitts relatively untouched by tourism as yet, but the ubiquitous
Little Switzerland is there already.
- Hamilton, Bermuda
LORD NELSON Generally excellent food and service, cane chairs, cocktail glass
holders with extremely long straws for 'hands free' drinking on
balcony or inside. Landlord Barry is from London. Carlsberg $4,
English cider $6.
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Nassau, Bahamas
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THE DROP OFF Narrow stairway to large eating area, MTV-Sky sports TV. Pint of Fosters $4
English cider $5.50. Great food, English specialties. Landlady Tammy is from
Milton Keynes.
- GREEN SHUTTERS
Old Portuguese-style house converted to 4 Star restaurant. Live local band
noon to 3pm. Service a little slow but once delivered the food is very very good.
Carlsburg $3.50, Cider $5.50, Bitter $4.50, local beer $2.
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Roseau, Dominica
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SYME-ZEE Eatery, 34 King Geo V St.
Feb 7/98 Home-made bar and furniture, it was empty Saturday noon. (Everyone is at the
cricket). Kubuli, the locally made bottled lager, good and cold, $2. Live band
Thursday evenings, Reggae - Blues - Rock & Roll.
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PORT OF CALL, 3 Kennedy Ave.
Clean and neat, table-cloths, Kubuli and sandwich $6. Thursday night entertainment
aimed at the over 40 set, sing along with a steel band, comedy, 50's style dancing
including the Twist, Salsa, Lambada and the Rhumba. Some crew have already discovered it,
the place to eat in Dominica and they say they are actively looking for a piano!!
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Port of Spain, Trinidad. Industrial city of 350,000. Be careful where you go.
Best bet is the bar in the Holiday Inn. Air conditioned.
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San Juan,
Carly's piano! Bar has a Steinway grand, it's in the basement of the building. Info per Brian at Soapy's Internet Station
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